Showing posts with label Dirti jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dirti jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Visiting a friend Vimal Kishore Jokes

Banta goes over to visit one of his friends.

While he is at her friend's house it starts to rain very heavily the type that is not going to stop.

His friend tells him to spend the night at his house and go home the next day.

When he hears this, he rushes out the door and comes a while later totally drenched and carrying a small bag.

So his friend asks, "Where did you run off too!"

Bant says, "I went home to get my pyjamas!" 


By:- Vimal Kishore

Thursday, 4 October 2012

Daaman Kiska Thaama Jaye ?

Thoda Confusion Hai, Par Baat Hai Lakh Rupaye Ki
Daaman Kiska Thaama Jaye ?
Jo Khushi De…
Ya Phir
Jo Khushi-Khushi De…

By:- Vimal Kishore

Ladki Hoke Daaru Peena Galat Baat Hai

Club Mein Bethi Ek Ladki Ko Daaru Peete Dekh Ek Ladke Ne Hairani Se Us Se Puchha

Ladka: “Tum Ladki Hoke Daaru Peeti Ho?”

Ladki Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya.

Ladki: “To Kya 2-4 Peg Ke Liye Apne Lund Lagva Lu?“

 

By:-Vimal Kishore