Pashto Shayari & Pashto Jokes 2014

 Joo rozz karo use adat kehte hai.....
joo zarur karnaa pade use fitrat kehte hai.....
jiske naseb mai aap jaisa dost ho.....
use sablog khush naseeb kehte hai..........
By:- Vimal Kishore

 Rabse aapki khushi mangte he.....
Duao me aapki hasi mangte he.....
Sochte he aapse kyaa mange.....
Chalo aapse Zindgi bhar ka pyar mangte he.........
By:- Vimal Kishore

 Khushi Ke Aansu Rukne Naa Denaa.....
Gum Ke Aansu Bahne Naa Denaa.....
Ye Zindagi Naa Jane Kab Ruk Jaayegi.....
Magar Yhe Pyarisi Relation ship Kabhi Tutne Naa Denaa.............
By:- Vimal Kishore

 Mohbat Karne Wale,.....
Pyar Me Bahut Majboot Hoo Jate He.....
Or Sath Hi Bahut Kamzoor Bhi.....
Majbot Itne Ki Sari Duniyaa Se Lad Jate He.....
Kamzor Itne Ki Sirf 1 Insan Binaa Reh Nahi Pate..........
By:- Vimal Kishore

 Darte hain aag se kahi jal naa jaye.....
Darte hain khwab se kahi toot naa jaye.....
lekin sabse Jyada darte hai Tumse.....
Kahin Tum hume bhool naa jaye............
By:- Vimal Kishore

 Sise me dekti apki parchai.....
kehti he humse ki aapho sharmai.....
ye kaisi he rusvayi.....
Man karta hai tham lu apki kalai.....
kyoki abto sahi jaye naa ye judai...........
By:- Vimal Kishore

 Takdir ne jaise chaha dhal gaya me.....
bahut sam bhal ke chale fir bhi fisal gaya me.....
Mai to kisi ko bhula bhi naa saka.....
fhirbi sabko laga ki badal gaye mai...........
By:- Vimal Kishore

Joo rozz karo use adat kehte hai.....
joo zarur karnaa pade use fitrat kehte hai.....
jiske naseb mai aap jaisa dost ho.....
use sablog khush naseeb kehte hai..........
By:- Vimal Kishore

Differences Between Me And My Parents

When My Parents Are Asleep.

Me: “Shh... They Are Sleeping.”

When I’m Asleep,

Parents: “He Is Sleeping, Lets Vacuum The House For 3 Hours.“
hehehe..........

Diwali greatings with deepawali sms

Diyoo ki roshni se jhilmi lata aangun hoo,
pataakho ki gunjoo se aasmaan roshan hoo,
aesi aye jhum ke yeh deepawali,
har taaraf kushiyon ka moosam ho.

Diwali a rhi hai,
Roshni cha rhi hai,
Chodo sab problems,
Zindagi muskura rai hai.

Dosto se har lamhe main deepawali hai..

Dosti ki ye duniya diwani hai..

dosto ke bina jindagi bekaar hai..

dosto se hee to jindagi main bahaar hai..

Sookh sampadaa apke jeevan mai aaye...

Laxmi jee apke ghaar mai samaaye...

Bhul kaar bhi aapke jeevan mai..

Aaage kabhi bhi ek dukh bhi naa aye....

Laxsh Deevyani Ujaalali Nishaa Ghevuni Navi Umed....
navi ashaa Hotil purnaa maanatil sarvaa Iccha....
Diwali chya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubhecchaa....

Deepak kee roshni,

 Mithaiyun kee mithash,

Pataakho kee bochaar,

 Peso kee baraat,

Har din Har pal Aapke liye,

 laye DIWALI ka teohar....

Deep jalte jagmagaate rahai,

Ham apko ap hume yaaad aate rahai,

Jab tak zeevan hai,

Dooa hai humari,

Aap chaund ki taraah zagmagaate rahai.

Apun wishing you a wonderful,

super duper zabardast,

xtra badhiya xtra special,

ekdam must na dhinchak,

bole to ekdam Jhakaas...

Duniyaa Kee Baato Main Hume Naa Bhula Denaa,
Yaad Aaye Too Jara Saa Muskuraa Denaa,
zindgi Rahi Too Milnge Jaroor Warnaa,
Diwali Pe Ek Diyaa Mere Naam Kaa Bhi Jalaa Denaa...

Gull Ne Gulshan Se Gulfaam Bhejaa Hai....
Sitaro Ne Gaagan Se Salaam Bhejaa Hai....
Mubarak Hoo Aapko Ye Diwali 2012....
Hamne Tahe Dil Se Ye Payegaam Bhejaa Hai......

Ish Diwali Pe Humari Duaa He Ki....
Apaka Har Sapnaa Puraa Hoo....
Duniyaa Ke Unche Mukaam Aapke Hoo....
Shorat Ki Bulanadiyo Paar Naam Aapka Ho....

Dhamako Kee Starting,
 Patako Kee Boochar,
Suraj Ki Kirne,
 Apno Ka Pyaar,
Mubaarak Hoo Aapko Dipawali Ka Tyohaar,Jeewan Mai Hoo Khushiyaa Aapar.....

 Aankho Me Manzile Thi....
Girte Aur Sambhalte Raahe....
Aandhiyo Me Kyaa Dum Tha....
Chirag Hawaa Me Bhi Jalte Rahe....
Muhabbat Kaa Charaagh.....
Kabhi Bhujhne Matt Dena.....

Deepak Kaa Prakaash Haar Pala Apke,
Jeevan Main Ek Nai Roshni De,
Bas Yhi Shubhkaamnaa Hai Hamaari,
Apke Liye Diwali Ke Is Paawan Avsaar Par,

Happy Diwali

Diwali greatings with deepawali sms

Romantic Shayari

In ankho se sapne churaya na kero
humari dosti ko azmaya na kero,
tumhari ek hasi meri dil ki dhadkan hai
unhe yu na ansuo mein gavaya kero

Cable and Wireless jokes

Once Santa and an American had a discussion over whose civilization was technologically more advanced in the ancient times. As the discussion was getting nowhere, they both decided to do some archaeological excavation to prove their respective claims. So the American started digging up in USA and after some time came up with a curly wire of a telephone.
He wrote in his report - US civilization was so advanced even in the ancient times that people then were using telephones; as has been proved by the presence of telephone wires amongst the excavation finds.
Now Santa went to Punjab and started his own digging. He dug and dug but could not come with anything and so went and wrote in his report - Indian civilization was more advanced even in those times that we were using cellular phones; as has been proved by the absence of any telephone wires in the excavation finds.

By:- Vimal Kishore

Visiting a friend Vimal Kishore Jokes

Banta goes over to visit one of his friends.

While he is at her friend's house it starts to rain very heavily the type that is not going to stop.

His friend tells him to spend the night at his house and go home the next day.

When he hears this, he rushes out the door and comes a while later totally drenched and carrying a small bag.

So his friend asks, "Where did you run off too!"

Bant says, "I went home to get my pyjamas!" 

By:- Vimal Kishore

Moke Ka Fayda Khoob Uthaya Santa Ne

Santa Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Gaya, Aur Dekhta Ke Usne Ek Naya Mobile Haath Mein Pakda Hua Hai.
Hairan Hote Hue Santa Ne Puchha.
Santa: “Arrey Banta, Ye Naya Mobile Tune Kab Liya?”
Banta: “Liya Nahi Apni Girlfriend Ka Uthaya Hai”
Santa: “Kyun?”
Banta: “Aray Yaar Wo Mujhe Roj Kahti Thi, Tum Mera Phone Nahi Uthate Ho, To Aaj Maine Mauka Dekh Ke Utha Liya“

Maa To Bahut Sayani Nikli

Ek Ladki Apne Boy Friend Ko Ghar Par Bulati Hai,
Uske Aate Hi Ladki Apni Maan Se Use Milati Hai Aur Kehti Hai,
Ladki: “Mom, He’s Just A Friend”
Maan: “Humne Bhi Duniya Dekhi Hai Beta, Poore Do Litre Petrol Jala Ke Ghar Aane Wala Just Friend Nahi Hota“

Low self-esteem

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.

Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."

By:- Vimal Kishore

Trouble sleeping

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

By:- Vimal Kishore