Ek Jurm Huaa Hai Humse

Ek जुर्म Huaa है Humse एक yaar बना bete हैं........
कुछ apna उसको samch कर sab राज़ bata बैठे hai....
Fhir उसकी Pyaar की Raah में Dil ओर Jaan गवा Bete Hain.....
Wo याद Bahut आते Hai जो Humako भुला Bete हैं.........

Pashto Shayari & Pashto Jokes 2014

 Joo rozz karo use adat kehte hai.....
joo zarur karnaa pade use fitrat kehte hai.....
jiske naseb mai aap jaisa dost ho.....
use sablog khush naseeb kehte hai..........
By:- Vimal Kishore

 Rabse aapki khushi mangte he.....
Duao me aapki hasi mangte he.....
Sochte he aapse kyaa mange.....
Chalo aapse Zindgi bhar ka pyar mangte he.........
By:- Vimal Kishore

 Khushi Ke Aansu Rukne Naa Denaa.....
Gum Ke Aansu Bahne Naa Denaa.....
Ye Zindagi Naa Jane Kab Ruk Jaayegi.....
Magar Yhe Pyarisi Relation ship Kabhi Tutne Naa Denaa.............
By:- Vimal Kishore

 Mohbat Karne Wale,.....
Pyar Me Bahut Majboot Hoo Jate He.....
Or Sath Hi Bahut Kamzoor Bhi.....
Majbot Itne Ki Sari Duniyaa Se Lad Jate He.....
Kamzor Itne Ki Sirf 1 Insan Binaa Reh Nahi Pate..........
By:- Vimal Kishore

 Darte hain aag se kahi jal naa jaye.....
Darte hain khwab se kahi toot naa jaye.....
lekin sabse Jyada darte hai Tumse.....
Kahin Tum hume bhool naa jaye............
By:- Vimal Kishore

 Sise me dekti apki parchai.....
kehti he humse ki aapho sharmai.....
ye kaisi he rusvayi.....
Man karta hai tham lu apki kalai.....
kyoki abto sahi jaye naa ye judai...........
By:- Vimal Kishore

 Takdir ne jaise chaha dhal gaya me.....
bahut sam bhal ke chale fir bhi fisal gaya me.....
Mai to kisi ko bhula bhi naa saka.....
fhirbi sabko laga ki badal gaye mai...........
By:- Vimal Kishore

Joo rozz karo use adat kehte hai.....
joo zarur karnaa pade use fitrat kehte hai.....
jiske naseb mai aap jaisa dost ho.....
use sablog khush naseeb kehte hai..........
By:- Vimal Kishore

Love Shayaris in Hindi 2013

Mujhe Is Bat Kaa Gum Nahi Kee..

Badal Gayaa Zamanaa..

Meri Zindagi Too Sirf Tum Hoo..

Kaahi Tum Naa Badal Janaa..!!

By:- Vimal Kishore

shayaris For Farewell in Hindi 2013

Kuch Loog Joo Aankhon Me Rahe Dil Me Rahenge Aab...

Bus Jagah Badal Rahi He Koi Doori Nahi He...

Hum Aap Se Mil Na Sake Jab Dil Chahe Milnaa...

Faslon Ke Baad Bhi Aisi Mazburi Nahi He...

By:- Vimal Kishore

Fadu Jokes And Shayari 2013

Tanhaa Rehnaa Too Sikh Liyaa Hamne...
Par Khush Naa Kabhee Reh Paayenge...
Teri Duri Too Fhir Bhee Seh Letaa Hai Ye Dil...
Par Teri Mohabbaat Ke Bina Naa Jee Paayenge...

By:- Vimal Kishore

Ishq Shayari in Hindi of 2013

Teri Nigahoo Ke Yun Hee Kayaal The Hum...!!!!

Kyaa Jaarurat Thee Aajmaane Kee...!!!!

Yun Hee Behooosh Pade He Teri Raahon Mai...!!!!

Kyaa Jarurat Thee Alaag Se Muskuraane Kee....!!!!

By:- Vimal KIshore

Hame ezhaar karnaa naahi aaya-Shayari 2013

Hame ezhaar karnaa naahi aaya.,.
Unhe pyaar karnaa naahi aaya.,.

Hum bus dekhte hee rah gaaye.,.
Or waqt koo thamnaa naahi aaya.,.
Wo chalte chalte itne dur chale gaaye.,.
Hume roknaa bhee naahi aaya.,.....

By:- Vimal Kishore

Diwali greatings with deepawali sms

Diyoo ki roshni se jhilmi lata aangun hoo,
pataakho ki gunjoo se aasmaan roshan hoo,
aesi aye jhum ke yeh deepawali,
har taaraf kushiyon ka moosam ho.

Diwali a rhi hai,
Roshni cha rhi hai,
Chodo sab problems,
Zindagi muskura rai hai.

Dosto se har lamhe main deepawali hai..

Dosti ki ye duniya diwani hai..

dosto ke bina jindagi bekaar hai..

dosto se hee to jindagi main bahaar hai..

Sookh sampadaa apke jeevan mai aaye...

Laxmi jee apke ghaar mai samaaye...

Bhul kaar bhi aapke jeevan mai..

Aaage kabhi bhi ek dukh bhi naa aye....

Laxsh Deevyani Ujaalali Nishaa Ghevuni Navi Umed....
navi ashaa Hotil purnaa maanatil sarvaa Iccha....
Diwali chya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubhecchaa....

Deepak kee roshni,

 Mithaiyun kee mithash,

Pataakho kee bochaar,

 Peso kee baraat,

Har din Har pal Aapke liye,

 laye DIWALI ka teohar....

Deep jalte jagmagaate rahai,

Ham apko ap hume yaaad aate rahai,

Jab tak zeevan hai,

Dooa hai humari,

Aap chaund ki taraah zagmagaate rahai.

Apun wishing you a wonderful,

super duper zabardast,

xtra badhiya xtra special,

ekdam must na dhinchak,

bole to ekdam Jhakaas...

Duniyaa Kee Baato Main Hume Naa Bhula Denaa,
Yaad Aaye Too Jara Saa Muskuraa Denaa,
zindgi Rahi Too Milnge Jaroor Warnaa,
Diwali Pe Ek Diyaa Mere Naam Kaa Bhi Jalaa Denaa...

Gull Ne Gulshan Se Gulfaam Bhejaa Hai....
Sitaro Ne Gaagan Se Salaam Bhejaa Hai....
Mubarak Hoo Aapko Ye Diwali 2012....
Hamne Tahe Dil Se Ye Payegaam Bhejaa Hai......

Ish Diwali Pe Humari Duaa He Ki....
Apaka Har Sapnaa Puraa Hoo....
Duniyaa Ke Unche Mukaam Aapke Hoo....
Shorat Ki Bulanadiyo Paar Naam Aapka Ho....

Dhamako Kee Starting,
 Patako Kee Boochar,
Suraj Ki Kirne,
 Apno Ka Pyaar,
Mubaarak Hoo Aapko Dipawali Ka Tyohaar,Jeewan Mai Hoo Khushiyaa Aapar.....

 Aankho Me Manzile Thi....
Girte Aur Sambhalte Raahe....
Aandhiyo Me Kyaa Dum Tha....
Chirag Hawaa Me Bhi Jalte Rahe....
Muhabbat Kaa Charaagh.....
Kabhi Bhujhne Matt Dena.....

Deepak Kaa Prakaash Haar Pala Apke,
Jeevan Main Ek Nai Roshni De,
Bas Yhi Shubhkaamnaa Hai Hamaari,
Apke Liye Diwali Ke Is Paawan Avsaar Par,

Happy Diwali

Diwali greatings with deepawali sms

Dash Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahiye

Ek Bat Hamesha Yad Rakhna.


Duniyaa Me Kuch Mile Na Mile.


Do Cheeze Haq Se Leni Chahiye.


Ek Samose Ke Saath Extra Chatni Aur


Dusra Gol-Gappe Khane Ke Baad Uska Pani.

एक बात हमेशा याद रखना।.......................

दुनिया में कुछ मिले न मिले।................................

दो चीज़ें हक से लेनी चाहिए।.........................................

एक समोसे के साथ ज्यादा चटनी और.........................................

दूसरा गोल-गप्पे खाने के बाद उसका पानी।...............................................

Sad Shayari in Hindi

Kitna ikhtiyar tha use apni chahat par,
Jab chaha yaad kiya,jab chaha bhula diya…..
Bahut achche se janta hai wo mujhe behlane k tareeke,
Jab chaha hasa diya,jab chaha rula diya….!

 

 

Romantic Shayari

In ankho se sapne churaya na kero
humari dosti ko azmaya na kero,
tumhari ek hasi meri dil ki dhadkan hai
unhe yu na ansuo mein gavaya kero

Cable and Wireless jokes

Once Santa and an American had a discussion over whose civilization was technologically more advanced in the ancient times. As the discussion was getting nowhere, they both decided to do some archaeological excavation to prove their respective claims. So the American started digging up in USA and after some time came up with a curly wire of a telephone.
He wrote in his report - US civilization was so advanced even in the ancient times that people then were using telephones; as has been proved by the presence of telephone wires amongst the excavation finds.
Now Santa went to Punjab and started his own digging. He dug and dug but could not come with anything and so went and wrote in his report - Indian civilization was more advanced even in those times that we were using cellular phones; as has been proved by the absence of any telephone wires in the excavation finds.

By:- Vimal Kishore

Ristey Banaye hai to nibhaye jao shayari

Ristey Banaye hai to nibhaye jao,

Har pal apno ko hasaye jao,

Pata nahi kisi ko fursat hai ya nahi yaad karne ki,

Khud tang kar-kar ke apni yaad dilaye jao 

By:-Vimal kishore

Disgracing the Family

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your Assets; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

He is going to try to put his hand somewhere inappropriate; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.

She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

 

By:-Vimal Kishore

 

Shayari Of Love

Ye Jhuth Hai Ki Mujhe Pyar Kiya Hai Tune...... Per Zindgi Ko Meri Barbaad Kiya Hai Tune......

Main Bada Chaahne Wala Tha Tera............ Dhoka Jise Sare Bazaar Diya Hai Tune…....

By:- Vimal Kishore

Shayari With English Translation Vimal Kishore

Apni bebasi par aaj rona sa aaya
Doosron ko nahi maine apno ko azmaaya
Har dost ki tanhaayi door ki
Lekin khud ko har morh par tanha hi paya..!

Today I felt of crying on my helplessness
I tested my own not the strangers
I dealt with the loneliness of every friendBut at every turn of life I always found myself lonely!

Visiting a friend Vimal Kishore Jokes

Banta goes over to visit one of his friends.

While he is at her friend's house it starts to rain very heavily the type that is not going to stop.

His friend tells him to spend the night at his house and go home the next day.

When he hears this, he rushes out the door and comes a while later totally drenched and carrying a small bag.

So his friend asks, "Where did you run off too!"

Bant says, "I went home to get my pyjamas!" 

By:- Vimal Kishore

LOVE IS A SUPREME FEELING .. ♥

Love defined by

A 5 year old Girl -"Love is when he takes my chocolates and comes back with its wrapper

A 10 year old Girl -"Love is when we work for a project and he intentionally touch my hand trying to get a pen !"

A 15 year old Girl -" Love is when we get caught bunking and he takes the blame "

An 18 year ...old Girl -" Love is when at farewell he hugs me saying ' keep in touch' !"

A 21 year old Girl -" Love is when he runs from college with me just for a week long trip together !!"

A 26 year old -"Love is when he proposes me with a rose and makes a fool of himself, and says 'U know i love You' "

A 35 year old woman -"love is when he cleans the house seeing me tired"

A 50 year old woman -" love is when he is ill and still cracks a joke just me laugh !

A 60 year old woman -'love is when he is taking his last breath and saying, ' I
am glad as you know what love is,,'and leaves me with a tear forever"

LOVE IS A SUPREME FEELING .. ♥

Moke Ka Fayda Khoob Uthaya Santa Ne

Santa Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Gaya, Aur Dekhta Ke Usne Ek Naya Mobile Haath Mein Pakda Hua Hai.
Hairan Hote Hue Santa Ne Puchha.
Santa: “Arrey Banta, Ye Naya Mobile Tune Kab Liya?”
Banta: “Liya Nahi Apni Girlfriend Ka Uthaya Hai”
Santa: “Kyun?”
Banta: “Aray Yaar Wo Mujhe Roj Kahti Thi, Tum Mera Phone Nahi Uthate Ho, To Aaj Maine Mauka Dekh Ke Utha Liya“

Maa To Bahut Sayani Nikli

Ek Ladki Apne Boy Friend Ko Ghar Par Bulati Hai,
Uske Aate Hi Ladki Apni Maan Se Use Milati Hai Aur Kehti Hai,
Ladki: “Mom, He’s Just A Friend”
Maan: “Humne Bhi Duniya Dekhi Hai Beta, Poore Do Litre Petrol Jala Ke Ghar Aane Wala Just Friend Nahi Hota“